College football

The biggest faggot jerkoff shitfest in the entire world. There are 130 teams but only 3 or 4 ever compete for a championship. 95% of the teams have absolutely no shot at competing ever because there is no draft, no contracts, no trades, and absolutely nothing that these teams can do against the 3 or 4 teams that all the good players decide to go to. It's almost the exact same goddamn teams every fucking year in and year out and it's the most godawful boring horseshit. On top of all of that, their playoffs are determined by a system of VOTING! Because of all of this horseshit, only retards like college football. This means college football is predominately big in the South. This is a perfect system for these stupid fucking redneck pieces of shit because they hate everybody else in the country that's not in the South so when their football team wins in their corrupt unfair horseshit games, they feel as if they are superior to the rest of the country. They have small, tiny penises so when their favorite team beats an inferior team with no chance of ever competing 84-7 on a throwaway Saturday, it makes them feel better about their micro-weewees. There are a lot of dumb things that exist in this fucked up world, but college football is the biggest crock of horseshit that has ever existed and college football fans that view it as a legitimate product are the biggest faggot pieces of pathetic shit on this fucking Earth. Fuck college football

"hey Central Florida went undefeated! They played 13 games and won all 13 games!" - Kyle
"That's great, too bad they lost" - Stan
"How did they lose? They won every game they played!" - Kyle
"Yeah but the selection committee voted that they weren't good enough to make the playoffs, so another team won the National Championship" - Stan
"But they won their bowl game!" - Kyle
"Bowl games don't mean shit" - Stan
"Wow this sure is stupid, but atleast we helped our football program!" - Kyle
"Actually, now that UCF is good, nobody is going to agree to play them so the school is going to make less money now" - Stan
"Wow college football is the most retarded fucked up horseshit! Who the fuck likes this crap!?" - Kyle
"Southerners, the only people retarded enough to think its worth watching" - Stan
"Oh that makes sense" - Kyle

Fuck college football

by EggFuYungAtHeart February 4, 2022

Trinity College

He school for posh fagots who think they are too shit but in reality blunt penis”s they have 3 hours a day to focus on anal sessions which includes widening bumholes using a ruler or carot sometimes even textbook

Trinity College

by Aquinas August 27, 2020

out of college

you're so high/drunk/retarded that you're simply OUT of college

Mike: Bro, you're so out of college right now you have no idea.

by Mike Schulman December 15, 2008

Dordt College

A tiny Christian College in NW Iowa. It is nothing but cold and snowy there. It is in such a small town that when college ends, the town becomes a ghost town. There is a total of one grocery store, one fast food joint, and one gas station. Also there are a whole bunch of churches in the small town.

guy1: Hey, I'm thinking about going to Dordt College.
guy2: What? that place is so small it isn't even on the town's map!

by chicito wongo January 18, 2010

college cocktail

This is the combination of cigarettes, illegally obtained adderall, and caffeine pills. Often used to study for large tests, projects, and essays, the college cocktail consists of first taking adderall, or another amphetamine, and caffeine pills then smoking throughout the night. The resulting effects are being more alert, focused, and refreshed than using any of the substances on their own.

Jo: We need to finish this project tonight!
Ellen: Here, we'll throw a college cocktail
Jo: Thanks for the pills. Let's go smoke and then we'll get to work

by EPgirl10 December 6, 2009

Saint Joseph's College

College in Patchogue, Long Island and in Brooklyn, Long Island, New York City. Listed as one of the top ten liberal arts colleges on the East Coast of the United States. When originally founded in 1916 in Brooklyn it was an all female school. Today it is a two campus college full of students, male and female, who pursue a wide range of academic pursuits. Still has a high focus as an Educational Vocation college that is changing to expand into nursing as well as other fields.

Where did you go to school?

SJU - Saint Joseph's College

Where is that?

New York.

Cool

by Alumni of 2001 May 4, 2007

McDowell Early College

An amazing opportunity in McDowell County, offered to students going into high school. You attend McDowell Early College and in 5 years (or 4, if you work really hard), you get a Associates Degree in college and a High School diploma. Beware, this is for extremely driven students only. The teachers will help you, if you help yourself. You must apply to get in, but it will be worth it.

"Man, I can't believe I dropped out of McDowell Early College. Worst decision ever."

"My best friend goes to McDowell Early College. She is brilliant."

"I met my future husband at McDowell Early college."

"McDowell Early College did the best they could for me. Too bad I sucked and wasn't responsible."

"I love and miss McDowell Early College."

by MECGRad November 15, 2010