Buddy Dysmorphia

when you can't tell if someone is actually your friend

I don't know if he genuinely likes me or if he's just using me to further his career. I think I have buddy dysmorphia.

by four leaf blower February 18, 2022

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Fuck buddie

A relationship only built around sex, and conversations and spending time together are a no no

Dude1:Why does that girl only come over to have sex?
Dude2: cause shes just a fuck buddie, i honestly forgot what her name is but her ass fat

by Imtheshxt April 19, 2021

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bounce buddy

A "John" (man who has sex with prostitutes) who regularly has sex with one prostitute in particular. The reason he's called a "bounce buddy" is because the prostitute thinks of him as a buddy who has sex with her (less likely him) and then "bounces" (goes away without saying much)

Crystal the prostitute rostitute: I have a guy/gal who at least once a month pays to have sex with me. Each time after he's had sex with me, he leaves without saying much. He's a bounce buddy.

by Before Watchmen: Nite Owl 1 August 02, 2019

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buddy

the name of my dog who will NOT. STOP. BARKING.
i fucking hate him.

stupid buddy won't stop barking.

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker June 24, 2022

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Bud Buddy

A Grown ass man who will make excuses for Bud Crawford and say say he should fight Tank instead of Boots Ennis and swear he would stop Floyd Mayweather

Terence Crawford is the greatest boxer in history and is void to any criticism my glorious beautiful baby boy TC I am a Bud Buddy

by PLUTOLY September 25, 2023

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