Blanderdashery

A completely nonsensical or exaggerated statement, idea, or worry. Especially one that’s so over-the-top it’s kind of funny

Friend: “I can’t go to the gym. Everyone there is judging me.”
You: “Blatant blanderdashery. Nobody’s judging you. They’re too busy avoiding eye contact.”

by Blanderdash October 3, 2025

bindi banger

someone who is attracted to indian women

my boy ryan went to garba to find a wife, he’s a total bindi banger

by army levine October 22, 2025

Bindcel

The term Bindcel is typically used to describe a person who is a member of the Bindeleddet, and takes their position very seriously. Cel comes from the word incel, which refers to a person who lives in involuntary celibacy. Bindcels spend most of their free time writing CVs, ironing shirts and fondling their asses. They spend countless hours forcing themselves to wear quarter-zips and mid-parties, hoping to impress vulnerable first-class girls, when the real problem is their uninteresting personality.

"Kommer det flere Bindcels på denne festen nå, så sovner damene""If there are any more Bindcels at this party now, the ladies will fall asleep"
"Did you spend all weekend looking at a cover letter? Damn Bindcel"

by Rustbyggjævel December 16, 2025

froogal binders

the little plastic bits on the end of your shoe laces

shit the cat just chewed my froogal binders

by banana bumchop May 28, 2008

Arial Bland

The scientific term for the condition where your eyes and brain stop focusing on text properly because the font used is not very good.

Named after the Black version of overused font Arial.

"CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN!? STOP XEROXING YOUR ARSE WITH THE OFFICE PHOTOCOPIER!"

"I'm sorry, I have Arial Bland. I couldn't read the sign properly because it was in Comic Sans."

by Oni-91 February 4, 2010

twine binder

Pure Awesomeness

johnny your such a fucking twine binder

by jerry ferry August 6, 2011

Shit Bindle Pink

A shade of pink

i love ur dress what colour is it
shit bindle pink

by Its a colour August 23, 2011