ass tool

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

Susan is scorching hot but her boyfriend is an ass tool.

by M__ May 12, 2008

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ass voice

A horrible singing voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJeBIlyaOas

Just listen...this girl has an "ass voice".

by Hugh-G-Rection September 27, 2008

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A game simply played whenever one party uses the word "ass" in conjunction with another adjective and the second party upsets the first party's statement's initial intent by changing the association of the word "ass." Mostly the game is played by relocating the emphasis and hyphen in the sentence.

Person not playing The Ass Game: Check out my sweet-ass bong!
Person playing The Ass Game: That is a pretty sweet ass-bong.

by maysueh January 10, 2009

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Basketball ass

Firm,round,nice,perfect ass that looks like a basketball.

She's got a nice basketball ass for a white girl

by Ruy Blas July 6, 2014

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Cheese Ass

That horrendous sweaty and cheesy smell that your ass emits after a long session of sitting. The smell is reminiscent of a bad gouda or camembert, or a heavy brie. Can only be rectified by a good spray of deodorant directly unto the ass or a good shower after removing those horrific pants.

"Lad"
"Yes Pal"
"I've got a horrific case of cheese ass going on"
"Goodness me"

by LordDonnel January 16, 2019

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