Kevin

super hot and handsome and is good at sex

oh kevin youre so hot fuck me harder

by britneyspearsyasssssgurllll February 7, 2022

Kevinism

An exaggeratedly dramatic response to a question or statement that was non-provocative.

"Kevinism"
Zac: "I'm tired."
Kevin: "Well we should just fucking kill ourselves so we don't have to work today!"

by Zaccrick86 March 23, 2017

Kevin Small

Kevin "Tom Selleck" Small (born January 29, 1945) is an American actor and film producer, best known for his starring role as Hawaii-based private investigator Thomas Magnum on the 1980s television show Magnum, P.I.. He also plays Police Chief Jesse Stone in a series of made-for-TV movies based on the Robert B. Parker novels. In 2010, he appears as NYPD Police Commissioner Frank Reagan in the drama Blue Bloods on CBS.

Aw maan! He's so Kevin Small!

Kill that nigga'!

by TomSellecksFanBase October 18, 2011

Kevin

kevin is not funny. he is average. there’s nothing special about him. he in fact, resorts to instigating to make his life interesting. he will never do his own homework. he is not a leader, he is a follower but not of karol bc he is blocked.

person 1: bro, guess who did the stupidest thing the other day

person 2: i bet it was kevin

by shawtiegotlowlowlowlowlow November 22, 2021

Kevin

The most badass guy in your whole school. He is literally a god, he has a godly body. Although he sounds like an Asshole, he is the nicest guy every. He is a top. He will give you roses and chocolates and he will learn Shakespeare rhymes for you. He loves knowledge (If you teach him.). He hides his love in fear his reputation.

Class nerd (you): Omg, look at Kevin. He’s so ducking hot. He will never love me.

by Monna Appison November 4, 2023

Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.

yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*

by cherryyujuu April 2, 2022

Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.

Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.

by BNaae October 23, 2011