similar to on the clock dump, but this is the contractor version. Essentially, your client is paying you to do something extremely important. And you're doing something extremely important... to you.
Employer: "I'm just looking over this expense report, way to go on the high utilization rate for the quarter!"
Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"
Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"
by Emetry Rhoton! July 06, 2012
by TheMagicNiger November 16, 2020
Someone who leaves a big dump in an office desk drawer in retaliation for the recipient getting to work early and destroying the community restroom.
Adam blew up the first floor bathroom before work again, so tomorrow I'm going to leave him a Renaissance phantom dump to teach him a lesson.
by PColaCajun December 23, 2023
When a large, long, and fairly sturdy turd strikes the inside of a toilet bowl, and is then flushed. It will often create a circular smudge or smear around the inside of the bowl. This term was coined by a woman living somewhere in the Midwest, USA after her son deposited such a turd into her toilet bowl and attempted to flush, but he left it for her to discover the next morning.
by Whoop, there it is! June 14, 2021
by oPtaylor March 07, 2016
Losing the last hour because you have been sitting on the throne surfing social media (which is related to Tik Plopping or SnapShatting).
by Bogmaster May 16, 2020
by Steve 999999 April 14, 2017