maxer's dad

a cop; law enforcement
has a son (maxer) who backs the blue

Colin: maxer's dad is a cop
Chat: lulw

by Me.Me.Big.Boy November 21, 2021

Bristin's dad left

Yes he did left, He not coming back, Has a new family, left to go get the milk and never came back. EVRE. and bristin is a loser because he has no dad.

Such as why did bristin's dad left. Because he was being dumb and such as why my dad left he to go get milk then he came back but not bristin's dad

by Thatswhatthisis November 21, 2021

Dad check

It’s when someone is a furry or dream Stan

Emely:I’m a dream Stan

Jim:dad check

*everyone liked that*

by Urmoderinmybedhehe November 5, 2021

Your dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back

Boy 1 : When is your dad coming home?
Boy 2 : He said he is getting milk. He’s not coming back.

by Pls don’t hate me November 5, 2021

Your Dad

Used rarely if you cant find any joke except for your mom.

knock knock
whos there?
your
your mom?
no
your who?
your dad
cmon brad, that joke was shit

by nobody's brother November 7, 2021

Ghost Dad

To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).

So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.

Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.

I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.

Please make me cum ghost dad!

by Hamborenganymustrdre November 11, 2021

My Dad

The opposite of a your mom joke

M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad

M: stfu

by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021