car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches

Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”

by WinnDixie December 24, 2019

winding the kinetic watch

to furiously masturbate

we never see him these days, hes always up the stairs winding the kinetic watch

by snugiraffe June 27, 2020

Is somebody watching me?

What I hear people say when I watch them

Stranger: Is somebody watching me?
Me: maybe...

by plat333 January 11, 2021

Do you watch Kerwhizz?

Similar to "do you listen to girl in red?", this question is a code question that a few people ask whether they are HBTQ or not. Kerwhizz itself, is seen as a gay show by people like ThatOneGensixer.

Hiko: Hej Hako, do you watch Kerwhizz?
Hako: Yeah, I'm 100% queer.
Hiko: Cool.

by MissSaikou February 17, 2021

Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Sometimes I don’t know if it is just my imagination.

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

Rocket League Watcher

Derogatory term for women who caress/attempt to hug men who are sitting in a dark room playing/watching other men play video games (i.e. Rocket League)

Kylie and Eve are such Rocket League Watchers. They are disgraces to women’s suffrage.

by ih8rocketleague April 2, 2021

Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.

Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”

by I don’t know shit about life June 9, 2021