packing the turkey

Fingering someone.

Not quite stuffing the turkey (having sex). But in the ball park.

I was packing the turkey with Mia last night at a party.

by Baby Merz October 13, 2020

national save a turkey day

November 23rd your supposed to save a turkey in your dreams

i saved a turkey from a dragon on national save a turkey day

by gn dhncgnb November 22, 2020

Hog the turkey

To insert your penis into a meal. Usually turkey.

Don’t hog the turkey dad! Also don’t eat it all.

by DeclanThaddius December 8, 2020

Roly Poly Turkey

The art of felatio involving a turkey and a large hill or mound.

My word, he appears to have conducted a Roly Poly Turkey.

by Zoobow December 21, 2020

Slim Stringed Turkey

An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.

Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!

by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021

Basting The Turkey

A girl wears a turkey hat and while pulling on the legs and making the turkey noise (gobble gobble) the guy cums in her face.

I walked in on Matt Basting the turkey with Annabel on Thanksgiving. Looked like she had a better meal than us.

by crima_sauce May 16, 2021

Indian Christmas Turkey

Buys a Hydra server for $25k

That dumbass Indian Christmas Turkey paid more for that garbage that was ever made from it!

by L3g3ndSkillz December 21, 2021