turd blossom

When a little piece of poop gets stuck in the fur outside a dog's butt and dangles

She kept wagging her tail to get rid off the turd blossom, but it kept hanging on.

by Mama Turd March 15, 2009

Turd-buster

One who busts turds, particularly in the workplace. A person who defecates.

Serge, a semi-boss here, bust turds all the time and they stink, he sucks. He is a turd-buster.

by rainbowfizz October 21, 2004

Turduckin

When a Turkey fucks a Chicken while having its salad tossed by a Duck. During this process, a man with a gun kills them all and proceeds to jerk his load all over their dead carcasses.

The farm was having a great time, but then the Farmer said it was time for a Turduckin, and dropped his pants with a giant hard-on leaking man juice everywhere.

by Dan Gordon December 24, 2007

turd float

To rain.

It's about to turd float outside like a mother fucker!!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

Turd Taker

When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.

Man, I was almost finished when that Turd Taker came in.

by irish cow17 December 26, 2007

turd-alicious

something or someone who displays turd-like quialities and features

'Ben you're looking turd-alicious today'
'I just rubbed a turd on my forehead'

by Turdgobbler101010101 March 21, 2008

turd

its a thing that brown

ohh i saw a turd today

by shiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttt May 17, 2008