pus-nuts

1)derogatory term for a male cohort

2) gonorrhea

1) Hey, Pus-Nuts! Give me another beer, willya?

2) That's the worst case of pus-nuts ever to enter the clinic!

by tolli March 17, 2004

Nut-mugged

Nut-mugged (Nut-mugging), When one's nuts (testicles) are mugged. This can involved being raped or just through hard sex. This term may also be used in the instance that one has just lost disgracefully.

1. 'Jesus, I only went to the shops for a pint of OJ and I got nut-mugged by a midget on the way.'

2. 'I got completely nut-mugged by this bitch last night...'

3. 'Oh for fucks sake, why do we always get nut-mugged at football!'

by Matt-the-twat March 10, 2008

No-Nut-November

During the month of November men and women are not allowed to have an orgasm. The squirrels also die of hunger because they also get no nuts.

Well it's no-nut-November no sex for me.

by LGG#39 December 12, 2019

hot as nuts

To be extremely hot, sexy.

"You mean your hot as nuts uncle Charlie?"

by Mbastn July 10, 2005

nut in a sock

When your jerking off in a sock and you nut in the sock. Using the sock as a pocket pussy.

I was jerking off then I put a nut in a sock.

by DigBickRon March 12, 2020

Nut lapper

One who laps at nuts, resembling a dog lapping up water.

Yo, that Johnny fellow is quite the nut lapper.

by Mulciber January 10, 2004

Nut-tea

The act of inserting or circling one's finger around one's anus then carefully rubbing the said finger around another individual's tea mug

"Timothy is being mildly annoying today so got him a nice cup of Nut-tea"

"Jamie, would you like a cup of nu...cough!...tea"

by Panthero February 20, 2009