Its the act of telling someone they need a whole lotta help; referring to people who are way past the point of return
by realniQQa143 April 27, 2016
Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...
Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?
Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.
Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.
by reid_o April 05, 2009
the coolest guy on this fucking planet. vegan and a massive worshipper of unity diner. has the best clothes the world has ever known, and is liked by almost everybody, unless you are called henry. if you meet a soy sauce jesus, be sure to spam comment soy sauce jesus.
by earthling ed May 03, 2020
An anti-christ phrase used to make over religious people feel very offended. Often accompanied by phrases like "666" and "Catholics, so I gotta murda them!".
The phrases come from a song called Lucifer 9, which features these hidden messages when played in reverse.
The phrases come from a song called Lucifer 9, which features these hidden messages when played in reverse.
by Valcatz July 19, 2011
by Big Baby Jesus April 29, 2005
jesus fucking christ man, i aint seen you since that shit went down with that cocksucker pontius pilate
by ray March 25, 2005
A meeting where someone close to you (e.g. friend, family, etc.) are confronted over behavior that's causing consternation that's negatively effecting your relationship.
"You and your brother need to have a come to jesus meeting over you always having to do his chores and yours."
by DC Daly May 12, 2009