by Ubandiconaryuser February 27, 2019

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pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you
by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

by anonymous January 14, 2022

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Someone who has a strikingly sexy profile (side view... not online), but they are not as hot from the front.
Ey, remember that dude i was scoping at the Kwanzaa Festival sitting cross the room- I saw him from the front and he was a straight Side Swipper, dis-a-ppointment!
by Chellz January 5, 2008

The act of a submissive female lying on her side while the dominant male ejaculates in her ear while pressing the woman's head tightly against the end of the urethra so as not to lose any of the ejaculate. Typically this follows a lengthy and enthusiastic round of felatio.
by whispering chris April 28, 2014
