A big sexy hot man with a voluptuous cock and the roundest balls. His hair is perfect down to the last strand. his nose in the perfect size for his face. when he is lathered in oil, I like to lick his balls with ecstacy and delight.
by Willlong licker December 9, 2022
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Get the Long dickmug. by ipsler2016 September 19, 2019
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Get the A week long standmug. Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
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A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!
by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016
Get the @long-far-king-lastmug. Long poaching is when a guy low key flirts with your girl right under your nose. She knows it's happening, he knows it's happening, and sometimes the victim catches wind of it as well. It's so low key that no one can even complain about it or get upset about it but everyone knows it's happening.
by anonymous October 2, 2021
Get the long poachingmug. a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
Get the long stoolmug.