There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

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right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.

Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

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Right

The opposite of left

Im going to the right

by DislikeMe October 27, 2019

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Rights

Something women don't have.

Micheal- "Hey did you hear about that new meme going around about how women don't have rights."
Jackson- "What do you mean meme? We all know women don't have rights."

by Fuze Cascade October 29, 2019

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Fuck her right in the pussy

"Fuck her right in the pussy" is phenomen that has been occured in the intire United States of America. It started from a man from Kentucky who is named Fred. He is retired and he can does whatever he wants.

Reporter:"Here we are with Fred who has seen the intire scene. Please tell us more about what happened, Fred!"
Fred:"Sure Ken, I was staying on my front porch, grab the bear and Fuck her right in the pussy!!!"

by Subscribe Lucas Mihailos October 31, 2019

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