How the potato peels

Means the same as the "cookie crumbles", just a different spin on it.

That's just how the potato peels, not much you can do about it.

How the potato peels by Le Freddy tomfoolery October 29, 2023

National give your friend a Potato day 

November 1st. Give your friend a potato to show how much you appreciate them.

Person 1: i got you a present.
Person 2: what is it.
Person 1: heres a potato.
Person 2: Thanks but why a potato
Person 1: because its National give your friend a Potato day

National give your friend a Potato day by Moon potato November 1, 2020

My little ponies melted onto a potato 

This is when your potato is way to hot and my little ponies at this point in time look very good to digest. You also use my little ponies to test the potato and make sure it can not be eaten with the plastic chemicals and toxic waste put in the action figures. If you have ever had these thought you probably either have a mental illness or are just being a stupid person and your friends are being stupid

Random frat guy: yo i wanna eat my little ponies melted onto a potato

My little ponies melted onto a potato by lruhgvrnweliojfnrlwejrblnawj October 17, 2021

I ain't baking your potato 

Another way of saying, "Its your decision, I don't have a say in it."

Get whichever shirt you want, I ain't baking your potato.

I ain't baking your potato by Triamgle October 31, 2023

Mr. Potato

A Mr. Potato is a strange creature still being examined at the SCP-Foundation HQ, Mr. Potato aka A SCP-001 aka A gofuckyourself, was found in an abandoned cave in the late 10,000 BC. He is still being examined during this very day. He is also very dangerous and can kill you without you even noticing. He is to be kept locked during every time when chatting with it. He can read minds, make you insane, give you nightmare's, And know your future.

"So... How has HE been doing?"-Mr. Shrek
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*

THE END.

Mr. Potato by M1. Potato June 13, 2016

Wisconsin Potato Chip 

Similar to the California Potato Chip in that you fuck a girl and pull out and cum on her back, let it dry and peel it off and eat it potato chip style. The main difference here is if she has some sort of infection or bacteria that makes your jizz taste sort of cheesy.

I thought I was having California Potato Chips, but she must not have used the monistat so it must have been a Wisconsin Potato Chip because it has a cheesy aftertaste.

Wisconsin Potato Chip by Doug G. August 12, 2006

brain potato 

a large grouping of hard snot or a solid booger extracted from one's nostrils while contemplating any subject.

while answering my girlfriends question about whether or not her sister beulah with the acne problem was attractive i rubbed my nose and discovered a large mass of hardened snot i then proceeded to pull it out, scrape it off in an ashtray and said to my girlfriend, fuck no !!!! stupid. i just yanked a brain potato so large it would pass for your sisters left cheek.

brain potato by fixer 2006 April 30, 2007