lockdown pounds

Unwanted weight gained during a shelter in place order, resulting from overeating and lack of exercise

I put on 8 lockdown pounds in March.

by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020

98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone who gets on a reality show claiming to be a badass and thinks anybody who notices what they're really like is underestimating them.

The 98 pounds and tough as nails girl thinks anybody who remembers how much she whined about everything as a kid is underestimating, bullying, or censoring her.

by Solid Mantis July 21, 2020

Quarter Pounded

Someone who finishes quickly

“What did you do last night?”

“My tinder date quarter pounded”

“Oh no”

by straightvibin December 9, 2020

Pennsylvania Poundcake

When a group of Amish guys proceed invite you over for pound cake but trick you into a group circle jerk

Micheal - “Bro you okay? You look awful!”

Terry - “Nah man I just got tricked into a Pennsylvania Poundcake.”

Micheal - “Man how do your balls feel?”

Terry - “Not good Jebediah doesn’t give good handjobs.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Pennsylvania Poundcake

When a group of Amish guys proceed invite you over for pound cake but trick you into a group circle jerk

Micheal - “Bro you okay? You look awful!”

Terry - “Nah man I just got tricked into a Pennsylvania Poundcake.”

Micheal - “Man how do your balls feel?”

Terry - “Not good Jebediah doesn’t give good handjobs.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Baguette Pounder

When you slap your erect penis on a French girl’s face.

Aron: “Aye Bro what’d you get up to last night?”
Damo: “AYO I was laying in several baguette pounders on this French chick. ‘Oui! Oui,’ she exclaimed.”

by YTB - Yeah The Boys February 20, 2021

Diaper pounding

When you hit it from behind and she's wearing a diaper.

I didn't know she was in to diaper pounding and had to stop at target for some buggies.

by Mrcappy June 7, 2021