Poop deckin' 

The act of stealthily approaching a boat from another nautical vessel and pooping on the roof of the boat's cabin (i.e. the poop deck). It is customary to exclaim "You just got poop decked!" when leaving the scene.

After Jake successfully performed his first poop deckin', he exclaimed "You just got poop decked!"

Poop deckin' by Poop'n Crunch December 7, 2012

Poop Walk 

The act of taking such a long turd that it bottoms out the toilet while still connected to your asshole and you have stand up off the toilet and walk the turd off until the connection breaks.

Guy 1: Dude I deployed such a long monkey tail shit that I had to do the poop walk!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!

Poop Walk by Capt. Newt November 25, 2013

poop raft 

When you need to poop silently or avoid streaks in the bowl carefully align a few squares of toilet paper in the water approximately where your poo shall land. Taking ur poo balance on the toilet paper raft allowing for a clean, quiet poop.

When you're at your bf's house and gotta poo, don't forget to build a poop raft.

poop raft by gingabninja December 2, 2013

poop canoe 

Long, slender poop that floats in the toilet. Therefore a poop canoe.

Come look at the poop canoe. The native Americans would be so proud.

poop canoe by RedSonja July 2, 2015

Poop doobie

Tiny rolled up pieces of toilet paper on the floor after wiping that has poop on it.

Ugh I went into the bathroom and saw tiny poop doobies on the floor!

Poop doobie by Bobotastic November 24, 2016

poop lubing 

The mixture of spit or semen and fecal matter associated with gay anal sex

I fucked the that tranny and only used the poop lubing

poop lubing by Guitarin March 14, 2018

poop waffle 

When one takes a massive poop in the shower and proceeds to waffle stomp it down the drain.

“Poop waffle”

Bro, I just stomped a massive turd down the drain and made a nice poop waffle.

poop waffle by Testicularism November 9, 2019