A dumbass who shows up to 6th period physical science and just screams. He also occasionally gets harassed by a Kenson.
Everyone: *Walks into 6th period normally*
John David: *Walks into class and screams about crab babies*
Mrs.Bassett: God damnit
John David: *Walks into class and screams about crab babies*
Mrs.Bassett: God damnit
by Saxy Snek November 17, 2019
Get the John Davidmug. Probably 75% or more blacks in the United States are voting for Barack Obama simply because he is black. They don't know or care about the issues. Me? I'm white. My vote will certainly go to John McCain simply because he is white. I don't know or care about the issues.
by Jonesyman August 4, 2008
Get the John McCainmug. Played for NY Knicks and was single handly responsible for costing the team a NBA Championship. In Game 7 Starks finished with a 2-18 shooting performance and the Knicks losing to the Houston Rockets 90-84.
by MM1234541564 August 8, 2009
Get the John Starksmug. by jamerson June 13, 2005
Get the John Kerrymug. 
John Key is the leader of the New Zealand National Party, currently the party in opposition. Currently despite being inexperienced, and despite allegations of misleading the public over the true policies that the National Party would implement once in government (such as privatisation and the cutting of social spending) he is enjoying some popularity within the New Zealand public. Thus, his name lends to the unfortunate situation where a person can convince a large amount of people (in some cases, nation-states) that they are an 'all right guy' and are 'sympathetic to ordinary people' despite evidence to the contrary (in terms of their hidden policies) that would suggest that they are putting on a facade.
Person A: Where did all this terrible policy come from! Why has unemployment gone up? I thought (insert politican's name here) was a nice guy!
Person B: Oh dear, you fell for the classic John Key trick!
Person B: Oh dear, you fell for the classic John Key trick!
by BarnabusWh July 16, 2007
Get the John Keymug. a soft pretzel, or penis
by rainy night September 30, 2007
Get the john thomasmug.