Covid Brain 🧠

While/After having COVID-19.. being droggy and forgetting things that are simple, and not remembering simple things.

Karen what the hell are you doing?! You forgot the keys to your car again?

“Sorry common case of my Covid Brain 🧠..”

by AlexRose16-18 February 22, 2023

Minnesota brain freeze

When you get a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

A: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in an ice fishing hut.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Brain Farm Reject

An unremarkable term from the 90's meaning a person who is smart turns out to be a loner and is obviously stupid. First coined by Ami Mizuno in the Sailor Moon series.

Ami: Melvin told me about you. He said you thought I would be a total snob.
Serena: It was just gossip. (dreamily stares at Ami for no apparent reason ~)
Ami: I also heard you guys think I'm a Brain Farm Reject.

by lanimilbusking May 5, 2020

BRAIN WASTE MATTER

EMOTIONS that are SHIT from the BRAIN which is toxic. One song TRIPS A 404 EXCEPTION that is on the record is useful SHIT from the brain toxic and nontoxic.

This is , "off the record" , I am , " A FUCKING IDIOT" , is BRAIN WASTE MATTER , as I said the wrong things as it is OK to be homosexual , but my STrIPE got me into black and white difficulties. On the record EMOTIONS SAMANTHA SANG, LOSING MY RELIGION REM and BLACK AND WHITE THREE DOG NIGHT is BRAIN WASTE MATTER as they are useful which is ART and INFAMY together.

by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER March 31, 2021

wet brain drunk

A person who has consumed so much alcohol, that sometimes they act drunk without have had anything to drink.

To the astonishment of the police officers at the station, Dwayne passed the drink driving test… apparently he was a wet brain drunk.

by ItsChadwick July 18, 2023

brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.

Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''

by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018

atomic mirror brain

When calling someone a smoothbrain isn’t enough

*last person on your team in call of duty doesn’t know what callouts are in search and destroy*
You: A guy just killed me in middle, he’s coming to A, look out.
Dumbass: Where?
You: Middle, what you don’t have a minimap?
Dumbass: What’s a minimap?
You: Bro how clueless are you
Dumbass: *dies*
You: BRO I CANT EVEN CALL YOU A SMOOTHBRAIN YOURE A FUCKEN ATOMIC MIRROR BRAIN

by ForkliftCertifiedCat September 25, 2022