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Garbage Music

Meaning something rediculously crazy, or something really sutpid
"Man that dunk was Garbage Music."..."What kind of hair-dew is that, that is Garbage music."
by Ricky Zaragoza March 12, 2008
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Mannes College of Music

One of the three main conservatories in New York City, the other being the Juilliard School and the Manhattan School of Music. Smaller than its counterparts and criminally underfunded, Mannes has earned a reputation for having demanding theory and ear training curricula. While the quality of its students vary from moderate to abhorrently terrible, the kids come out knowing slightly more than the average conservatory student given that the school actually teaches the student something outside their instrument. Notable students and graduates include Frederica von Stade, Murray Perahia, George Rochberg, Myung-Whun Chung, and Lara St John, among others.

Mannes is currently under the ownership of The New School, a pretentious, poorly administered university system based in lower Manhattan that always succeeds at making itself look better than it actually is. Fortunately, Mannes is one of the more independent schools currently owned by The New School, even if it still has to bear the mark of the university system's name in its "proper", verbose title: "Mannes College The New School for Music"
An aspiring pianist from Afghanistan
Became a devout Byron Janis fan
Wrote he, “Who can learn me
To master my Czerny?”
Replied pianist Janis, “The Mannes can.”

Violinist (applying for a job): "I hold a B.M. from the Mannes College of Music in violin performance."
Interviewer: "How do you feel this school has helped you as a performer?"
Violinist: "Well, I still sound like I did when I was a sophomore in high school, but at least now I can read in seven clefs!"
by 142857142857 January 26, 2011
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White people music

A stupid term middle schoolers or unintellctual hip hop fans use when they hear rock or pop music. In their perspective, if the lyrics are eloquent, and not hip hop, it's considered "white people music"
"Yo whatchu listenin' to" ?
"Currently listening to My Chemical Romance"
"Man, stop dat white people music, listen to Young Thug"
by AlternativeNerdTeen July 15, 2017
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Musical Instrument Intercourse

When a man or woman of age utilizes their instrument of choice a little more than necessary, it is referred to as "musical instrument intercourse". It can happen with every instrument, but it is most commonly practiced with any instrument that has removable parts (i.e. brass instruments).
Person 1: Have you ever tried musical instrument intercourse?
Person 2: Eww, no. What is it like? I'm by human nature fascinated. Please divulge.
Person 1: Well, I had intercourse with my trombone last night. Everyone gets the urge to do it. And it worked.
Person 2: What was it like?
Person 1: Brassy and vibrato.
by Jean-Claude St. Gerard June 16, 2010
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fucking good music

Fantasmagorical music. Apparently Tooly put the F in the phrase.
by Jeebus November 7, 2003
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Angry Whiteboy Music

Also Known as A.W.M.

Punk Music. Name derived from the sound or vibes given from the punk music genre.
yeh i dont get that shit my freind listens to angry whiteboy music... sounds like a bunch of whiteboys screaming or yelling about love or hatred
by Mathias Overhaul March 31, 2004
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Mish Mash Music

Mish Mash Music Entertainment combines music and creativity in a structured and oragainized label, pathing opportunity to all forms of and styles of music. Creating a all new way to showcase talent through the mixtape world, spade has created "Mash Mixes" combining local talent with industry music. The vision of Mish Mash Music ent is to network with various local and industry artist, production companies, distributors, and music management on all levels. Mish Mash Music ent primary power is promotions on all levels; Mass internet promotions, street level promotions, as well as networking and nightlife promotions. Mish Mash Music ent very foundations is to monopolize on these goals while connceting to a wide variety of audiences across the state and nationwide. Whether an artist manager or model, Mish Mash Music welcomes every and all opportunities, as well as giving you a chance to shine.
by Spade757 December 26, 2009
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