Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.

I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.

by DrKarate September 20, 2012

elcapitan morgan

A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.

Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???

Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan

by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013

dark mormon

The Dark Mormons are a religious empire that zealously and violently follows and propagates its religion DLDS. An absolutely fanatic group that believes life is antagonistic to the natural state of the universe. They intend to convert or kill all who oppose them.

"It is said the comet always proceeds the Dark Mormon."

by PsoriasisSam March 6, 2014

esther morgan

beautiful ranga and is happy has a big heart, she likes nachoes and mexican food

esther morgan is a beautiful ranga

by gary1234567867 May 26, 2014

robert morgan

Fatass with a tiny dick

Robert morgan is a door

by willy wonkea February 17, 2015

craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016

Bryon Morgan

Some one who joins the navy to get hormone medications to change his sex. Then creates a grinder account to find Morgan's dad, @morgansdad@grinder.

I joined the navy for the awesome bennie's and the hormone medications you can get, because I recognize myself as butch women. So, you can call me a Bryon Morgan.

by brad-shaw November 4, 2016