Jim My Johns

A request for a freaky and fast sexual encounter.

Karen; "We have 10 minutes between class, lets go up on the roof and you can jim my johns"

by rnnrdad November 19, 2015

reach my base

Ottawa slang for "come over" or "come to my place"

you: yo tryna link b?
shorty: down tonight
you: say less
shorty: what you tryna do?
you: netflix & chill
shorty: ok ;) where and what time?
you: just reach my base whenever

by young luso November 3, 2020

my orange person

your orange person is someone you heavily admire and look up to, someone you wouldn’t be the same without, someone you love dearly and who was needed to guide you on your journey

“What am I to you?”
“You’re my orange person :)”

by emiliawrites October 23, 2022

ice on my wrist

when your wearing an expensive watch or jewelry on your wist

i got ice on my wrist

by hubert cumberdale ;) September 23, 2017

save my ass

When you are going to face or already facing a terrible situation , and something or somebody save you.

I was going to be caught cheating if John wouldn't advice me the teacher was arriving. " Thanks john , you save my ass".

by drakant May 1, 2014

England is my city

A poem by dumbass englishboy Nick Crompton in a song by the most Shithead Douchebag Youtuber Jake Paul

Nick Cropmton: England is my city
British PM : I hereby revoke you of your British Citizenship

by LookAtThisGraph June 16, 2017

team on my back

To "man up" in a sense and perform a difficult task at any cost, anything from single handedly defeating an opposing team or finishing two large pizzas in one sitting. A team is not necessarily involved. May also refer to an awe inspiring act of epic proportion.

Person 1: "Wow, there's no more soda left so you're gonna have to finish your bottle of Captain straight."
Person 2: "I don't think I can do it dude!"
Person 1: "You have to, we gotta get rid of this tonight!"
Person 2: "Fuck it, I'm gonna put the team on my back and just chug it all."

by shellystrick4L December 27, 2010