My Piece of Lasagna

A phrase used in a small regional cluster in the northeast US. It means to ensure that your own needs are met without regard to what others may want or need. Can be used in the first person, second person, or third person, such as “my piece of lasagna, your piece of lasagna, or his/her piece of lasagna.”

“My piece of Lasagna” - Everybody at the ballgame wanted a beer, but Jenny just got up and went to the concession stand and came back with only one. When her thirsty friends protested bitterly, she responded - “I don’t care if you all are hot and thirsty. I got MY piece of lasagna!”

by NYCRocks June 9, 2019

Something In My Ass

A parody on the words “Something In The Way” used in The song made by Nirvana, it popped around on TikTok for a short while After The Batman 2022 Released.
Certainly Gen-Z Humor

(Guy wrapped in duct tape with tin foil bat ears walks into frame) “SOMETHING IN MY ASS, MMM MMMM MM HMMM”

by Number 1 Arkham Origins Fan May 12, 2022

my orange person

your orange person is someone you heavily admire and look up to, someone you wouldn’t be the same without, someone you love dearly and who was needed to guide you on your journey

“What am I to you?”
“You’re my orange person :)”

by emiliawrites October 23, 2022

ice on my wrist

when your wearing an expensive watch or jewelry on your wist

i got ice on my wrist

by hubert cumberdale ;) September 23, 2017

save my ass

When you are going to face or already facing a terrible situation , and something or somebody save you.

I was going to be caught cheating if John wouldn't advice me the teacher was arriving. " Thanks john , you save my ass".

by drakant May 1, 2014

England is my city

A poem by dumbass englishboy Nick Crompton in a song by the most Shithead Douchebag Youtuber Jake Paul

Nick Cropmton: England is my city
British PM : I hereby revoke you of your British Citizenship

by LookAtThisGraph June 16, 2017

team on my back

To "man up" in a sense and perform a difficult task at any cost, anything from single handedly defeating an opposing team or finishing two large pizzas in one sitting. A team is not necessarily involved. May also refer to an awe inspiring act of epic proportion.

Person 1: "Wow, there's no more soda left so you're gonna have to finish your bottle of Captain straight."
Person 2: "I don't think I can do it dude!"
Person 1: "You have to, we gotta get rid of this tonight!"
Person 2: "Fuck it, I'm gonna put the team on my back and just chug it all."

by shellystrick4L December 27, 2010