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Matthew

A fucking hot ass man who bones 50 girls a night. He also sleeps with 100 women on saturdays and sundays.
"I sure hope Matthew bones me!"
by fbi_femalebodyinspector March 12, 2024
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Matthew

That man has a Matthew head
by Matthew.is.bald January 23, 2023
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Matthew

Matthew is a very awkward guy you’ll ever meet. He’s shy almost all the time and is only open to his close friends. He’ll open up to you after he confesses his feelings for you, but will still be awkward with you.. Matthew will always be watching from behind and is always be jealous of everyone around the girl he likes. He’ll copy your fit and follow his friends around, but I meannnn that’s just who he is 🤷🏻 ♀️

But Matthew’s a nice and caring guy! You can tell he cares about his friends and family, and he’ll be there for you in a split second if you just holla at him.
*when driving around*
A: “What do you wna do tonight?”
B: “Up to you, we’ll just Matthew behind you
by abcdefu:) November 22, 2021
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Matthew

matthew is a person who can be a dick at times, but many times can be helpful and a wholesome human being
josh: hi matthew!

matthew: sup josh, i hope you have a nice day
by some guy, probably named matt October 27, 2019
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Matthew Wilson

Matthew Wilson is a silly blobby boy. He has been struggling to come out as Mr. Blobby for a long time, and has been seen watching Blobby XXX in his room. Everybody has a responsibility to ensure that Matthew feels safe and can come out in his own time.
Matthew Wilson you silly blobby boy, you silly blobby boy
by Blobby Master October 7, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew Is the most greatest guy you’ll ever meet he’s there for everyone and is always trying to help he can be really happy but when alone has tears in his eyes he’s been threw a lot but is always there for his siblings he has so much support for his family and works as hard as he can everyday.
Person 1.Omg! Matthew is super kind I wish he was my brother

Person 2. I know right he’s the best
by Isabella Macedo ♡︎ September 18, 2021
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Matthew Haydon

Thick af, bowl cut, prob gay and has a massive cultural dot on his forehead
Matthew Haydon is pretty bad at 2k
by C men October 1, 2020
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