Kyle is the boy I'm in love with and I think he is so funny and I love his long brown hair and his collectable things and he is such a little goober and he probably thinks we are just friends and I get that and I have such a huge crush on him and he is literally so nice and so amazing and omg why am I even doing this I think his voice is so nice and he is a little ducking nerd and I find that adorable I find everything about him adorable but he probably doesn't even think of me like that and I don't even know what I'm doing and he probably has a girlfriend and I'm probably and crazy and I have a boyfriend but Im in love with Kyle
by Kittys:) January 18, 2025
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is that one friend who hate family, has to much energy, punches holes in drywall, and will prolly die at 25 from how much monter energy drinks he drinks
Friend 1: "Holy sh** kyle is a mad man"
Friend 2: "stop punching walls bro"
Kyle: *punching holes in walls while shotgunning a whole monster energy drink*
Friend 2: "stop punching walls bro"
Kyle: *punching holes in walls while shotgunning a whole monster energy drink*
by KoolKid102 June 27, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is the kind of dude that tries too hard just so people will like him. He also is a predator who plays baseball. Kyle has some of the prettiest eyes ever but you might get disappointed when you see the rest of his face. And he cheats on math work all the time. When Kyle talks about having "hoes" it will make you bubble with laughter. Also math teachers love Kyle and don't care what he does.
by crazykoolkid November 14, 2019
Get the Kylemug. A goofy ass, chin strap growin mothafucka. Kyle is a mf you at and think damn you don’t belong here. Kyle can’t get a damn bitch one so he resorts to third wheeling with every couple he can. Kyle is a man that ask the same question someone else asked 1 min ago.
by RonaldReagansTaint March 21, 2023
Get the Kylemug. A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022
Get the nine mile Kylemug. Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
by vampiric flesh May 22, 2022
Get the Kylemug. This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of hot air balloons. He is wanted and desired by every female in the entire world, fat bitches are excluded. He often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual with the females. Drinks only the finest grade green monsters and will fuck your walls up, (both walls, drywall and those pussy walls).
Guy: Man, I wish I had a kock like Kyle Kilgour
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
by Kkizzle513 June 11, 2019
Get the Kyle Kilgourmug.