i like dick

An expression used to say that you like penis

Mai: I like dick
Silvia: I'm disappointment in you
Robin: Gay

by OppaiOver69 February 6, 2018

I WON THE ELECTION

The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.

Donald Trump: "I WON THE ELECTION!"

by millstone November 17, 2020

i wanna die

literally everyone in high school rn... like literally kill me now #nocap

teacher: “homework due tomorrow.”
homework- 5,000 page essay on the Great Depression, study chemistry notes for test tomorrow, 3 pages of work for algebra, study for ACT, go over new basketball plays for state championship, and google classroom assignment for English.
me- “i wanna die”

by YayDreyHay January 2, 2019

I like how

A phrase commonly prefacing a humorous or sarcastic observation, usually meant to be witty, insightful, and/or ironic.

I like how I thought myself clever for adding this to Urban Dictionary, but can't actually think of a good example myself.

by Apocryphon December 8, 2010

I feel ya

I understand and relate to your circumstance. Empathize.

Wife says "Dinner was hot on the table 30 minutes ago, but my husband is still watching the ball game and it is getting cold."
Wife's friend replies "I feel ya".

by shememyus December 28, 2013

Somewhere i belong

A cool song by Linkin Park. Released as their first single from their second album Meteora. Did well on charts all over the world and often heard on many radio stations.

Somewhere i belong's peak position in 2003's U.S. Mainstream rock tracks and Modern Rock Tracks was number 1.

by lpexpert April 27, 2011

i quit tennis

"I quit tennis" is a term used when someone does or says something so mind numbingly stupid that you are forced to say, "I quit tennis." You can also add a number at the end, like, "I quit tennis ten times." This term is used in everyday SMS.

Guy: Do cookies have sugar in them?
You: I quit tennis

Guy: How do you spell, "Asia?"
You: I quit tennis 57 times."

by yooboy1116 February 22, 2014