Hot Brian

After you cum into a girls mouth .. you than proceed to urinate into her mouth, with the cum inside still. She than swishes it into her mouth about in a festive manner. Afterwards she is aloud to spit it out, or for bonus points she can swallow.. Keep trooping!

You thought R.Kelly pushed it to the limit, wait until Karen gets a Hot Brian tonight

by Matt Sayers December 24, 2006

Hot Test

A failed urine drug screen.

I got popped by my probation officer for taking a hot test.

by Nast-E August 21, 2007

Hot Lettuce

Genitals after sex. Hot, moist, sweaty, limp.

"Not now honey, I'm all hot lettuce."

by Mokedo January 4, 2014

Hot Dog

something horny girls shove up their vagina

Girl 1: oh, i am so horny!
Girl 2: shut up and shove a hot dog in it!

by pxuxsxsxy December 16, 2011

hot line

an emergency telephone line or number

Stop calling the water damage hot line. They won't be able to do anything we have not done ourselves.

by The Return of Light Joker June 7, 2009

Hot Jason

When a Russian of ill repute offers a man a cup of tea, and instead of tea she will piss in a cup and heats it to a scalding temperature. She will then throw it in his face, and when he's overcome with pain she will steal his wallet.

Minka: Can I get you tea?

AJ: I'd love some, but Im getting a bj right?

Minka: Yes, here is tea

AJ: AHHHH! A hot Jason!

Minka: Give me wallet

by MMLibby September 26, 2010

Hot tomale

A phrase used when one does not know how to spell "tamale" correctly.

(conversation via IM)
A: What's a hot tomale?
B: I donno. Do you mean tamale?
A: Oh... yeah, I guess.
B: Well, a tamale is a Mexican food made of cornmeal & lard, with typically a pork filling. A "hot tamale" can be a spicy cinnamon candy. Or it could be a reference to someone appealing to the eye.
A: Man I'm a dumbass.
B: I know.

by Leslie83c May 2, 2009