she has her friend

She has her period.

She can't go in the pool because she has her friend.

by Grunt0311 July 10, 2018

minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

her

THE PERFECT GIRL - doesn't actually exist and varies from person to person

bryn = bro I think its her
Zach = that shit gay dawg

by leader of the lizard people August 7, 2018

Spread her like butter

she's too delicious to contain.

In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!

by Pikla August 10, 2018

Got a bomb in her pocket

Describes a female with a really huge ass

Ex: person 1- Damn look at shawdy in the leggings over there

Person 2- OH MY! Shawdy got a bomb in her pocket !

by TheMessiahB August 16, 2018

Bark at her heater

Eat pussy, to perform oral sex on a female

She wants me to bark at her heater

by Meth Guzzler August 19, 2018

Those are just her nipples

A phrase used when something has been completed but it has just been realized that there's still more to do.

Origin: Internet personality Jordan Cole was talking to his friend Henry about this girl he hooked up with who he claimed had "breasts the size of watermelons."

Henry: bro, I'm sorry but I just can't picture a girl with tits that big.
Jordan Cole: let's put it into perspective, they're about the size of your side view mirrors.
Henry: I thought you said they were the size of watermelons?
Jordan Cole: Oh, those are just her nipples.

Hiker 1: Hell yeah, looks like we just reached the summit of the mountain.
Hiker 2: Yeah? Well those are just her nipples, there's still two miles left.

by TheTickleBunny August 21, 2018