Gay as Paint is a bygone term that originally was used to describe something that had been painted in bright vivid colors (when gay meant bright, vivacious and sparkling before its association with homosexuals). Thus, to be gay as paint meant something was as "gay (bright) as paint...made it possible"

Jacqueline Onassis has been quoted using that term to describe Truman Capote. In a conversation she had with Joan Kennedy, the latter asked if Capote was gay... Jackie replied, "He's so gay, he's gay as paint." By then the term had morphed to describe flamboyant homosexuals in a tongue-in-cheek nod to the reframing of gay as a homosexual term.
"He's so gay, he is gay as paint."
by Albolene November 25, 2013
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1: Hey have you watched Naruto, Sasuke is my favorite character.
2: Sus gay? (Misheard Sasuke)
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Cole isnt coming to the car show tonight? What a gay joker.
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Refers to someone who goes to Creighton University, as they’re know for being happy all the time and having a large homosexual population. Is also used as an insult occasionally.
I can’t believe Henry and Sandy are going to creighton next year! They’re going to be two proud gay jays!
by SandyLG February 10, 2022
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the opposite of a spicy straight;

a gay person who claims they would kiss, hug, bang, etc, a woman but wouldn’t “date a woman”
rebecca is hot, id kiss her. i wouldn’t date her though.”

“dude you’re a spicy gay”
by gay hater (i’m gay btw) November 17, 2021
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When one tries to enter bed and magically appears lying in bed (one different to the original bed they were trying to enter) on top of a homosexual of the same sex. This will lead to a very steamy encounter regardless of the first subjects sexual orientation.

Or maybe its auto correct... IDK
"hey man, I hit the gay real late last night."
"you did what?"
"yeah, he was KWEEN" OR "oops, autocorrect hay*"
by Obo909 November 20, 2017
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Similar to a “playdate”, only with all guys. This shameful act can be observed in a suburban neighborhood when husbands all meet on one neighbors swing-set accompanied by their children to hang out and speak amongst themselves. Most likely each of them have been sent out of their homes with their kids inbound because their overworked stay-at-home mommy wives needed some “me time” to recover from the harsh reality of their disappointing happily-ever-after’s. Of course, topics of discussion between these pussy-whooped, sad excuses for men would never include anything like: sports, movies, music, tits, cars, or anything else normal men talk about….and worst of all, no alcoholic beverages are consumed by any of them. Anyone involved in this act can only count the minutes until Monday morning comes, and they are able to return to their comfy cubicles so that they can work 10 hours a day in the corporate prison that offers the only escape from serving the lifetime sentence from their marriage.
Wow, it looks like all the neighbors are having a gay date again in their backyard. Lame!
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