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Clock-fucked

When one appears, acts, and walks as if they had been fucked for 24 hour straight.
Hi Veronica, you look clock-fucked!
by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026
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She fucked the retard

He is retarded.
Hym "She fucked the retarded and even if you had spoken to her (which you likely hace and Stephen Bannel has clearly already spoken to the retard) you would still be doing this. Making up counter-veiling fictions and stealing from people who are better than you so you can say 'oh well we just can't know anything'. None of this makes her any less of a retard molesting whore or him less of a retard. I don't care or need to know how you imagine they feel. And you only feel comfortable doing this because I am a man and this is a pretty clear example of male to male sexism buttressed by actual bigotry.
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
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Get fucked muddy

When someone is fucked in the ass until they shit all over your dick. More often used as a colorful way to say "fuck you"
I can't believe you cut me off!!! Get fucked muddy!
by Zygotes Zygoats Zygote's August 26, 2025
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Pepper fucked

The act of receiving a grass enema under any circumstances, but usually during tandem skydiving.
Skydiving was fun, but I was pepper fucked on the landing.
by Original Pepper September 27, 2025
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Carpet fucked

The art of making a goliath dildo out of carpets and lubing it up with 32 packets of mayo for your own sexual needs
Yo man, i just got carpet fucked last night by my 32 year old carper
by commanderveinycok December 3, 2025
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Mana fucked

When you're playing MTG and you don't get the lands you need to play your spells.
I would love to play my new Nicol Bolas Planes walker, but I can't even get it out, cuz I'm mana fucked.
by GizmoMika December 10, 2025
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Four shades of fucked

When you are screwed to such a level that there is nothing else in the world you can do but ride out what ever the situation is
Ricky knew when he punched the cop that he would be four shades of fucked but he knew it would be worth it
by dutch1642 August 26, 2013
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