emilylouise

emilylouise is the most beautiful human being in the world shes an absolute goddess and a pleasure to be around

omg is that emilylouise she’s a sort

by bobthehamstercanhefixit? November 22, 2021

Emile

This person is one of the coolest people someone could know! They are hilarious, laugh at their own jokes, drink only strongbows and go out on the town every single Friday and Saturday. His parents won’t answer him if he doesn’t speak French to them, he’s also a bad hockey player.

Yooooo that guy is totally an Emile! I already know it! Just look!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Emily

Emily is the shortest mf you're ever gonna meet. She mostly hands out with black people and you barely see her talking to the hispanics in the hallway. She'll constantly annoy you about food and always get her food taken by her homies cuz she's too short to defend herself. If a nigga had to ask her what type of guy she likes, she'd choose a female right in front of the man. In all honesty tho she is a kind, caring, loyal friend who you could prolly trust with your life if you had to. The only thing you shouldn't do tho is promise her McDonalds, cuz she'll hound you like a dog until she gets it. LOL!

She is such a Emily

Whatever you do, don't invite Emily to Mcdonalds.

Emily, why you so short?

What kind of name is Emily?

Emily: Hello
Guy: Hello down there!

Can you believe what Emily just did?!

EMILY! (Screams) Sorry.

by CBreezy2006 November 22, 2021

Emily

Doesn't give af what your name means on Urban Dictionary

Damn Emily doesn't care about my name

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Emily Hobbs

Complete bastard, 9 times out of 10 has a big cock and enjoys getting government benefits. Quite the Sasquatch and enjoys a good gallivant around in what you would call a basic bitch car.

Her work manager calls Emily Hobbs in for a formal meeting after calling a fag, a fag

She then Sasquatches over and has her formal meeting and giggles at her manager.

by Fat bitch slut November 22, 2021

Emily

Emily is a shy person but when you get to know her she is the sweetest person ever. She is someone who would wake up extremely early just to talk to you. Emily always has good grades in school but often worries a lot. Emily is cute, almost as cute as a boat. Emily will always listen if you want to talk about something (whatever it is). You and her will likely have a lot of inside jokes. Emily is a reason to stay up all night or wake up very early. Emily is the most amazing person in the entire world. Whenever there are many people present Emily will just silently watch. Emily knows many strange people. You need to make her feel like the most special person because she is. Talking to Emily will make you happier than anything else in the world.

EMILY is so funny

by Dummytim November 23, 2021

Emileah

Someone you is definitely sexually active with ur mom

Emileah is better than you

by Diamondstarbust9 November 23, 2021