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douchebag donny 

Douchebag Donny is the way to call your crush.
douchebag donny by M0istDuck May 15, 2019

douchebag lockbox 

When you rent a hotel room, lock yourself in, turn off all the lights, cover all the doors and windows, stick a wet towel over the smoke detector and one under the door and proceed to hotbox the whole room with vape
Yo, orgy in the douchebag lockbox this Saturday?
Elijah is douchebag”
DOUCHEBAG by Dh748805 July 10, 2019

douchebagfagalottapuss 

The guy you never want to date. AKA: DBFLP.
DID YOU SEE THAT DBFLP? GIVE ME A BREAK! GET A LIFE LOSER!
I totally saw him. What a douchebagfagalottapuss.

Douchebagism

Dogma and idiosyncrasies of the socially manufactured zombies caught up in the zeitgeist of its contemporary, tabloid celebrity culture. The ideology behind douchebagism could be summarized as the entirety of the ideas and opinions found within the ”impulse buyers” magazine rack at any given supermarket‘s checkout counter, condensed into a lifestyle, à way of life to aspire to, with its own set of internal rules, and it’s own set of values.
If you had the Anniston haircut in the 90s, you were a part of the douchebagism of the time.
Douchebagism by Boro1976 October 24, 2019
A male, usually a “Sk8TeR bOi” who cares about no one else but himself. He will play girls like a damn guitar. He usually has long hair and wears clothes that are a few sizes too big, complete with vans on his feet. He makes asshole remarks to people who are just minding their own business. He gets aggressive very quickly. He also wears way to much cologne and you can smell him from a mile away. That my friends is a douchebag
Wow, Myles is a douchebag”
For real bro”
Douchebag by Homewrecker6969 October 25, 2019