pump and dump

When there isn't enough time for full out sex, time only allows for a pump and dump. Also known as a quickie or a nooner.
Him: Girl - I'm horny as hell.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2021
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Pump and dump

"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "
by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020
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Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 20, 2023
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Steam Dump

A "Steam Dump" is a term used when a mod developer uploads their mod to the Steam Workshop but neglects to update or maintain it over an extended period, effectively abandoning it.
"Man, that mod I downloaded last month hasn't been updated since. It's just sitting there like a steam dump."
by obaolade123 February 11, 2024
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Dumping ground degrees

A place rubbish or unwanted students are admitted into. A degree programme where only the only the numbers in your bank account matters or where's there's so little competition that even your 7yo nephew can get in
Sigh, my rank points for A-levels is only 67. Looks like i can only apply for dumping ground degrees like NUS EEE!
by SingaporeFarmer March 16, 2021
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Force 12 Dump

Taking a shit so big it nearly overflows the bowl sometimes requiring a flush so you can continue.
You might want to wait a minute before going in their. I just took a Force 12 Dump and it's not going to be safe for a bit.
by Whale Eye Willy October 07, 2020
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Junky Dump

Junky dump- When ones' shit smells like that of a homeless person or a drug addict. This is likely due to malnourishment or the effects that said drugs can reak havoc on the body. The smell is quit pungent and often resembles an aroma of death or a washed up deceased sea lion on a hot beach
Man1-"Do you smell that dead sea lion?"
Man2- "Dude that was me. I just took a junky dump "
by Fattygio July 11, 2017
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