Desexify

The act of taking someone's sexyness away. Desexification can include Shaving one's Facial hair, chest hair, or dumping acid on a face.

YOU CANNOT DESEXIFY LINEBECK!

Desexify by THECAPTAINLINEBECK March 9, 2011

desk jerk 

The act of masturbating at your desk when nobody is around; masturbation after everyone has left work for the day. Excrements are usually caught by a fast-food napkin or nearby trash can.

Frustrated with a project, I decided to knock out a desk jerk one night I was working late.

desk jerk by heavyburtation April 27, 2011

destructo box

a show distributed through mondo media whose animation is entirely square.

new destructo box episode today!

destructo box by samuel010898 July 12, 2011

dessipoint 

Used to describe something being an abysmal failure or disgrace to humanity. The ultimate letdown. A great word to use when "disappointed" just isn't enough.

Lorii: OMGGGG I failed my econ midterm QQ
Moose: LQL, you've really dessipointed me.

Lorii: OMGGGG I haven't watched the new pokemon episode yet
Moose: LQL, what a dessipointment.

dessipoint by moose878 August 12, 2011

Desperation Cam 

The camera that is designated to seek out fans at a sporting event who are praying, covering eyes, or looking distressed near the end of a particularly close game.

The desperation cam panned the crowd of panicking Cubs fans as they saw yet another win being blown by the home team.

Desperation Cam by yeahdog October 28, 2011

Desk Douche 

any annoying twit at your job or other location that you unfortunately had to interact with. One who is full of him/herself and full of sh*t. (do I even need to add that you're tempted to punch them in the head or is that a given?)

see also: side-kick douche

"omg, I couldn't focus on my work, that annoying desk douche, Derek, was making the rounds and boasting to everyone on how he single-handedly saved the company millions when it was really the contractor that was hired that was responsible for it."

"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."

"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."

Desk Douche by sandycan January 7, 2012

deswoop 

verb: to return a person to the location where you picked them up.

"Oh man, Rob swooped me up so we could hang out at his place. And then he deswooped me back to my door."

deswoop by Shawdog January 11, 2012