Christian is one of the tall ones in the friend group. He doesn’t have a girlfriend. He has his guy friends which is why he can’t get a girlfriend. Usually, Christians usually tends to act cool even though they’re not.
by CurrySoupDumpling December 3, 2020
Get the Christianmug. by Ebcociduhdbdhrifovuxbsbehfjfi November 13, 2020
Get the Christian schenkelmug. Commonly used as an insult, to describe someone as small or puny with a midget like build. Also used to describe wet dog food in some cases.
"Your acting like a Christian Roche". John has short man syndrome so we call him a Christian Roche. "My dog loves some Christian Roche for dinner".
by Chris DW July 30, 2022
Get the Christian Rochemug. Christian is a big ass bird that is the gay one in his gc and half of them probably don’t like him because he have tittie droplets. Also Christian like to spend his money on things he can’t even afford
by Ahop 🧍🏾♀️ January 17, 2021
Get the Christianmug. One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.
Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.
by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020
Get the Cafeteria Christianitymug. by EhhIMnotWeird January 29, 2023
Get the Friends Christian Schoolmug. Also known as "Pellow Christianity" is a religion with spiritual intent, it follows Christianity but with understanding and awakening of knowledge, specifically about jews and judaism itself and how it conflicts with Christianity. It also includes knowing information about which bible passages have been altered over the years to include hatred against other races or sexualities and seeks to deny the altered passages and only follow God Jesus Christ to the fullest and live your life spiritually and healthily. It is strictly against the talmud for having satanic verses such as the talmud speaking of Jesus "burning in hell" which he is not, Jesus is in Heaven. The symbol for Pellow Christianity is a purple and yellow cross, specifically purple on the top and yellow at the bottom.
I like the cross you are wearing John, is that a Pellow Christian one? I follow Pellow Christianity myself too!
by PassionYesser December 3, 2022
Get the Pellow Christianmug.