by 1two345six789 January 13, 2019
Get the Assholemug. 
The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.
by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019
Get the Asshole saltmug. Simply put, an asshole is someone who shits on people, often for no reason.
Often just to pull them down to his or her level or even put them beneath him.
He or she uses invalidation techniques, antagonism techniques, contrarian techniques, to be an asshole.
He or she has all kinds of techniques to be an asshole. He or she will find all kinds of ways to put himself or herself on a high horse, to talk down to you.
Assholes will do everything to try and brain fuck you. So you can't think.
Some Assholes will gas light you, to make you question your senses, question your sanity.
They have all kinds of insane ways of getting the last word in, to make sure you lose or make you wrong.
All their computations are psychotic computations.
All assholes get their advice from snakes.
When something is the fault of an asshole, or an asshole loses an argument, or when an asshole has committed harmful acts, or has skeletons in his closet, defamation of character becomes his weapon.
He also often begins find fault with the government and criticizes the government. Bc the gov is a target that he not as likely to get flack back from.
Assholes are fact and truth resistant. They are not interested in good logic and good reason or sensible talk. They are only interested in expressing their opinions.
Often just to pull them down to his or her level or even put them beneath him.
He or she uses invalidation techniques, antagonism techniques, contrarian techniques, to be an asshole.
He or she has all kinds of techniques to be an asshole. He or she will find all kinds of ways to put himself or herself on a high horse, to talk down to you.
Assholes will do everything to try and brain fuck you. So you can't think.
Some Assholes will gas light you, to make you question your senses, question your sanity.
They have all kinds of insane ways of getting the last word in, to make sure you lose or make you wrong.
All their computations are psychotic computations.
All assholes get their advice from snakes.
When something is the fault of an asshole, or an asshole loses an argument, or when an asshole has committed harmful acts, or has skeletons in his closet, defamation of character becomes his weapon.
He also often begins find fault with the government and criticizes the government. Bc the gov is a target that he not as likely to get flack back from.
Assholes are fact and truth resistant. They are not interested in good logic and good reason or sensible talk. They are only interested in expressing their opinions.
It is impossible to reason with with an asshole.
Getting into an argument with an asshole is like getting into a pissing contest with a skunk.
Getting into an argument with an asshole is like getting into a pissing contest with a skunk.
by Diogenese May 7, 2022
Get the Assholemug. A tactless, classless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t.
They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.
They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.
Emcee at a debate: " and for our first candidate, we have--"
Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"
Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."
Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "
Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"
Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."
Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"
Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."
Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "
Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"
Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."
by Lanky Cougar August 13, 2017
Get the asshole of servicemug. 1. The part on any mammal's body that excretes fecal matter
2. The idiot who just cut you off and slowed down to 60 on the highway, and there was nobody even behind you, they could have waited just one god damned minute. But no. Of course not.
2. The idiot who just cut you off and slowed down to 60 on the highway, and there was nobody even behind you, they could have waited just one god damned minute. But no. Of course not.
1. "Jerry! You don't want to go in there! Kevin just walked out rubbing his asshole and talking about smelling up the place."
2. "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole! Oh no, you are absolutely right, you didn't cut me off, I just had to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting your ass. Fuck you asshole! You and your stupid blue Prius."
2. "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole! Oh no, you are absolutely right, you didn't cut me off, I just had to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting your ass. Fuck you asshole! You and your stupid blue Prius."
by Miketsu May 17, 2018
Get the Assholemug.