Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.

Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!

by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021

Waffle

An overrated pancake who thinks it's better that everybody because it has better abs than pancakes

That waffle may have abs but it doesn't compare to pancakes

by Kimmbee July 15, 2017

Waffle

To talk alot without saying much

"Dude were you at the party last night?"

"Yeah, Spoke a bunch of waffle about his grandma".

by V1vid February 16, 2024

Waffles

An absolute Mordhau chad. Uses a stylish War Axe to slay the masses. Consistently shits on any who dare appose his holy will. Can sense Beta Male energy, and destroys Libtards with straight facts. Fear the man who calls himself Waffles.

Holy fuck! Waffles is shitting on Seymour! Again!

by Waffles fanboy October 8, 2019

waffle

a waffle is literally a pancake with them abs after being sculpted by the waffle maker.

cool waffle there jerry

by nolifejim November 24, 2020

Waffle Bag

Placing testicals in lips of woman's vagina and flattening

Waffle bag- Placing a mans testicals inside the lips of a woman's vagina, and using her thighs to press/flatten testicals like a waffle iron

by Bnutt716 September 19, 2016

Waffle

Widely known as the name of a popular breakfast food, the word Waffle also describes the most beloved and awesome dog you ever owned. This dog was likely a companion, best friend, and part of the family. You will love other dogs, but they will never be your Waffle. Derived from “Chicken and Waffles,” an exceptionally awesome breakfast dish.

I loved all of the dogs of owned, but Bruno was my Waffle.

by EliaWolff October 25, 2025