Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Birth control glasses

Thick coke bottle eyeglasses.

Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?

by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021

yeet my glasses

The words Nathalie should of said while transforming

She really said yeet my glasses

by Emilié Agreste’s wifey July 26, 2021

th3.w4nners.an2.gl1tch

The best person on TikTok and no one has ever disagreed about that
They are the owner of the notorious cult, The Church Of Homer Simpson and Bun says to join
Bun is Pan and if you don’t like it they don’t care #@th3.w4nners.an2.gl1tchistheownerofTheChurchOfHomerSimpson

th3.w4nners.an2.gl1tch is the best person on TikTok

by @th3.w4nners.an2.gl1tch October 20, 2021

Poseidon's Glove

When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.

I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.

by Sifi999 November 3, 2021

moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopa

A phrase written hastily on a piece of plywood, the floor of a hastily constructed drainage pipe house. My friend asked me to read the phrase. I did and it was awesome, and we used it for the next 10 years, mainly to confuse people, as we would randomly say the phrase in conversation. Shortly after the day it was written, my friend "translated" the phrase. The only word I now recall was "moycon" it translated as "marihuana"

Me: moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopa. You: LOL Yeah man, I dig it.

by anonymous November 9, 2021

Frost the glass

When you take a Brad Pitt which leave skid marks and you place a single sheet of toilet paper on on the water to conceal the skiddies

I just took a massive shit and left the handbrake up. Had to frost the glass so the miso wouldn’t crack the shits.

by Jaymur September 8, 2021