titternet

A name for the internet that more acurately describes what the internet is.

Joe: I'm gonna go on the titternet.

Bill: Titternet?

Joe: Yeah, you know, the free porn store on my computer.

Bill: You mean the internet?

Joe: Right, whatever it's called.

by thetruth. June 21, 2008

twister

A white person. derrived from the slave era, where when black people were lynched, a white person would twist the rope around the victim's neck.

Did you see that twister drive by in his pickup truck with the confederate flag on it?

by --Erik K July 29, 2008

twiterpating

unstoppable and sudden muscle spasms occuring in the lower body.

Thumper from the disney movie "BAMBI" had a twiterpating problem in his lower body.

by kyle robertson August 16, 2006

twister

a girl who loves a boy but wont have sex with him

dude 1 "That girl's got me messed up."

dude 2 "Yeah. She's got me the same way. She's a twister."

by noby2know December 16, 2009

Leggiters Titters

An extended version of legit meaning very good or very awesome.

Jimmy: "Becker how as that party last night?"
Becker: That party was leggiters titters, can't wait to get drunk and go back and do it again.

by Alexbobalexsmosmalex May 8, 2009

twitterpated

When you can't think of something good to tweet. Combination of twitter and constipated.

Feeling quite twitterpated, Jeff just couldn't squeeze out a tweet.

by cranflavin September 24, 2011

twitterpaited

A term used to describe a female who is expierencing extreme desire to bang every single good looking male she comes across

Upon seeing a gorgeous piece of ass, Holly said, I'm feeling spring fever like crazy, I'm so twitterpaited.

by Carmxellllllaaa February 27, 2009