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sizzling twat

The most amazing group of women ever assembled. You can find them every summer visiting Palm Springs. Hide your cups, these bitches have been known to break a few. They enjoy sandwiches in hot tubs, dry humping pool noodles and masturbating to the soothing sounds of Michael Bolton.
The sizzling twats are one bad ass group of meat flaps.
by Fluffy Orange Princess April 24, 2018
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twat

someone who’s a big dodgy pedo
oi kieran mate ur a giving twat for eating my jiggas feet
by hairy nipples September 21, 2020
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Twat

Alyssa Hanyes is twat fan
by Carson is gay April 5, 2016
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twat-hawk

When a someone drops an object, i.e. cell phone, keys, wallet, etc. at the feet of a female and proceeds to pick the object by reaching through the legs of said female by brushing in proximity to the no no region.
that super cute girl sitting at the bar is giving me the eye, I think I'll go drop my keys an twat-hawk her for an ice breaker
by 74 meows June 4, 2015
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Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.
Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.
by twew March 10, 2021
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Twat

Offended by everything big and small, a twat must get on Twitter to tweet.
by Ikeaboy January 24, 2019
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Twat

Eilidh is going to the blame for something retarded that Emma did for attention. This makes Emma a proper Twat.
by Lmal April 13, 2019
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