Topping off the crockpot

Getting stewed; Getting stewie; Getting drunk/drinking.

Hey what are you up to tonight?
Not much just Topping off the crockpot trying to find a party.

by Swat Team May 12, 2007

Top 8 Slut

Now that Facebook is doing a Top 8 friends on your timeline, similar to MySpace, only this time its sort of a randomized top 8, you're a Top 8 Slut when at least one person you've had sex with always shows up in your randomized Top 8.

Applies to both men and women.

Everyday my timeline refreshes there's somebody I fucked in my Top 8, I must be a Top 8 Slut.

by honkbert July 2, 2012

Stud Muffin Top

The phase that an attractive man enters before dad bod. This usually occurs when his partner is pregnant and he is supporting her pregnancy food cravings.

While Charlotte was told she was looking radiant while she was pregnant, her husband Steve was told he better watch his stud muffin top before he had a full fledged dad bod.

by yogibaker May 22, 2016

Carrot tops nipples

Strange, self sustaining creatures not meant for this world.

P-blo’s nipples are carrot tops nipples.

by Incisor Philly August 12, 2018

top of the pile dresser

One who wears the same 5 or so outfits every week due to just taking the clothes that are at the top of the pile after being washed and folded.

Girl 1: He wears the same clothes every week!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a top of the pile dresser.

by greenmtnght August 4, 2009

Rocky Top Rockslide

When you ejaculate a kidney stone and it rolls down her chest slides down the torso.

I passed a kidney stone and busted one at the same time. I gave my girl a Rocky Top Rockslide.

by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

Top G Special

The Top G special is a certain haircut only the Top G (exception is made for the Bottom G) can have.
It includes a cleanly shaved bald head, paired with a sharp beard.

barber: "what can do for you today sir?"
Top G: "Let me get The Top G Special."

by DafferDonk June 23, 2023