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A twat is someone called sydnie 👌🏾
“Did u see sydnie today, she is a total twat”
by yournanlollll November 26, 2018
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Twat

Sitting leader of the 2016-2022 Liberals of Canada a "Twat" (pronounced T-wa-t), ruining a country while stuttering through a sentence whether in French or english. A Twat has many ways to be identified, such as - slow wit, bright socks, ignorance, oblivious to one's actions, self absorbed and self centered also conducts racketeering at the highest levels of government.
The Twat is about to speak on TV, I wonder what stupid shut he'll say next.

Oh no the Twat is ruining Canada, how can we get rid of the Twat
by Twattey January 28, 2022
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Jelly-Twat

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010
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Twat

Typically an obnoxious female.

Usually angry and unpleasant, itching to yell at you or accuse of something, typically gender based.

A female that complains and likes to cause trouble. Generally subversive.
Who complained about the temperature? It's 80 degrees here now.

It was Jennifer, that twat.
by AndreTheSlayor January 22, 2020
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Rebel Twat

When you poo in your own hand and throw it into the neighbours garden they proceed to eat the poo and pass it down the neighbour hood
The Rebel Twat is a professional ritual
by Doctor Rebel Twat June 1, 2020
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Twat

To define someone as dumb but saying Twat is a better way and hardly anyone knows what a twat is
by Ash or bob cause i like shroom November 20, 2021
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twat seizure

an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.
Cory and Marcus fucked monica so hard she had several twat seizures!
by Korae December 17, 2009
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