Rolling like a [ninja]

Said whenever a friend, random person, etc 1. sneaks up and scares the crap out of you.
2. Looks like he could've auditioned for the Batman movies...
3. Kicks ass like no other
4. Uses "poser" ninja moves. Like bad kung fu movies.

Rolling like a ninja

by iaear0709 August 10, 2008

Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with a backpack on.

W: Let's go have ninja turtle sex.
M: What's ninja turtle sex?
W: It's sex with a backpack on.

by Mr.MasterShake April 22, 2016

whorish ninja

someone who is agile and stealthy in the ways s/he gets with multiple partners...

"Man J, has gotten with 10 girls this week, hes just a whorish ninja"

by Sabinkid April 14, 2005

ninja nutting

The act of cumming inside a girl without her knowing.

"Whenever I Fuck My Girl I'm always Ninja Nutting."

by Timmy Beeeee February 19, 2008

desert ninja

the act of skiing on mount ninja turtal mutantly. noun: music player, only plays bands that are pretty bands. woopee.

desert ninjas will invent evil hamsters that will conquer the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by bleuberry muffin October 11, 2008

sleep ninja

AnnihilatIng A Girls Vagina While She Is Sleeping

The Sleep Ninja Left Me A Note That Said Here Is Some Aspirin. You Will Need It. And There Was A Pregnancy Test In The Bathroom.

by kelsi's mom November 11, 2013

ninja grip

the act of receiving a blowjob which is done in a viscous,ninja like fashion.swift.efficient . satisfying.violent and effective.

dude,i got some mad ninja grip last night,it was painful, and amazing

by undisputed bobcat July 8, 2011