Helen Keller Pants

Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.
Look at Sally's new Helen Keller Pants. They are so tight, they scream read my lips.
by chazzzzzz December 27, 2006
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Angry Pants

A girl who is involved in art, friends and their well being. She sometimes considers alternate dating methods. She should not.
Yo sawn, we ridin to the gallor-E on 18th? Yeah sawn, the Angry Pants is there sawn.
by Granta Claus December 08, 2008
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messenger pants

n. A style of baggy capri pants briefly marketed for guys, although it quickly flopped, having been a fashion-don't by default.
What guy in their right mind would wear messenger pants?
by colonel cheesemonkey May 24, 2007
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pre-ripped pants

Pants that were factory "pre ripped. I personally thing that it is mentally retarded to pay more money for pants that are ripped...rip them yourself for gods sake.
Raw jock:look at mah pre-ripped pants pantzz dood.
Normal human being: dood yer a tool.
Raw jock:foootballl!
by omgdlolpwn September 18, 2007
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Lol'd my pants

When something is so funny it can only be described as "I lol'd My pants"
Dude that was so funny i Lol'd my pants
by GW_Watchman December 04, 2009
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Midget Smuggling Pants

Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.
"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"
by Ella B February 11, 2009
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Brown Pants Moment

A point in time where one would be left with a proverbial (and occasionally literal) brick in the seat of their trousers.
"Hey, you know that one scene in Band of Brothers, in Bastogne, at the end of the artillery barrage, where Luz and Lipton have a dud shell hit about three feet away?"

"Now that's a brown pants moment if i ever saw one"
by SlavosaurusBlyat December 06, 2016
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