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Skibodi toilet

The ugly as fvck viral meme that every five year old loves
YouTube shorts: "Skibodi toilet. Skibodi Skibodi toilet."
by urmom.com0000000 April 22, 2024
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Toilet wisdom

When you take a shit at work thinking about the problem you are currently strugling with and suddenly you get an idea how to fix it.
Greg! Herman! I know how to fix that damn bug! I was taking a dump when the toilet wisdom enlightened me!
by rufik March 9, 2020
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Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.
Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!
by killman64 September 9, 2016
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Toilet Trilogy

When you simultaneously beat your meat, piss, and shit on the toilet.
Dude, I just had the fattest toilet trilogy in my mom's house!
by keknees June 6, 2022
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toilet archery

When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.
"I shit a bullseye during my toilet archery session."
by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025
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Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!
Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.
Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
by Xanderoe August 15, 2019
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