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by muffin_pop January 22, 2005
Get the muffin popmug. Term used by blacks to describe lazy fat bitches that need to move from one place to another. As in:get your corn muffin ass off the couch an make me a samich. Dam
by Yo Taco! September 22, 2013
Get the corn muffin assmug. by htikol April 21, 2010
Get the Poop stained corn muffinmug. by piercemyass November 3, 2013
Get the suckle on my jiggly muffinsmug. by jamesdondero December 9, 2008
Get the carrot cake cunt muffinmug. the extremely horrifying, unattractive disease (not a medical disease) when a woman or man tried to squeeze into a pair of pants three sizes too small for them, resulting in the overflow of flab, rolls, junk and extra skin over the top of the pants.
warning: may cause heart failure (to the person witnessing it)
warning: may cause heart failure (to the person witnessing it)
"haha hey check out that lady... shes like 10 pounds overweight and looks like shes comin down with a little muffin-top syndrome. ew!"
by go_fish January 27, 2010
Get the muffin-top syndromemug. Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012
Get the The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakesmug.