Moon landing

When one of two people, not interacting in sex, pulls down their pants and sits on the other person's face. Then the person sitting on the other persons face needs to fart so they proceed to scream, " HOUSTON. WE HAVE A PROBLEM." and then they further proceed to fart, or possibly shit on the other person's face.

me(thinking): wow I really need to fart

*pulls down pants and sits on best friends face*
me: " WOAHHHHH. HOUSTON. HELP. WE HAVE A FAT FATTTTTT ISSUE. "

*lowkey shits all over my best friends face*
me: "sorry for the moon landing kiddo."

by Charlie kirky December 31, 2025

Moon Gooning

Cutting the head off a buffalo, placing it on a tree stump and masturbating on it with a group of tribesmen under the full moon.

Aw fuck man the group Moon Gooning was so lit i got completely wasted

by lemndg January 5, 2026

Moon Tanning

Melbourne slang — being up all night and sleeping through the day, leading to a pale complexion from lack of sun exposure.

“Haven’t seen daylight in weeks, bro — been moon tanning heavy.”

by Louie Loud January 10, 2026

sturgeon moon

a big ass glowing red moon named after some fish that happens in august.

"Hey look bro, the moons blowing, are we gonna die?"
"No man, it's just a sturgeon moon"

by Tiffany Mcguff August 4, 2009

man-moon

When two hetrosexual men go on holiday to a hoonymoon resort.

Jon and Suraj are man-mooning in Langkawi while their girlfriends are back in London.

by datai April 13, 2010

crescent moon face

Adj. Describing an emo with a flip of hair, usually colored an inky black, obscuring his or hers' face (usually one eye).

Phil: Hey Jimbob, why are there all those crescent moon faces hanging around that store?
Jimbob: There must be some sale on razers, eyeliner...or something.

by Itsarealdisease December 1, 2010

re-mojonation

the re-capturing of one's innate mojo

I'm going back to Miami to re-mojonate myself. I will be attempting re-mojonation in that great and fun city, where my mojo was high and rocking... to recapture who I REALLY am.

by Mom2Otters February 20, 2011