Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 01, 2022

juicy ball hairs

what i have

Isaiah-God damn, Jake has some very juicy ball hairs!

by BlackBalls1111 March 21, 2022

short hair baddie

a baddie with short hair (no blonds)

damn that girl is a short hair baddie

by April 29, 2023

in there like booty hair

From youtuber D’Aydrian Harding, meaning in some where. Added for dramatic effect of in something.

1: you coming to the party tonight ?
2: Michael’s ?
1: yea
2: oh yea we in there like booty hair

by wocktastic.d3 June 15, 2022

cornfield hair tickler

When two people go into a cornfield together and rub their pubes against one another

Mary gave me a cornfield hair tickler last night after our date

by cornman123 December 21, 2020

Fryer pan hair

Hair that is excessively greasy. it looks like this person hasn't showered in weeks.

John: Hey look at Fred's hair...
Jake: Yeah, he's got that Fryer pan hair

by Tuhmos with a U February 18, 2011

Smoker’s white hair

When someone with white hair smokes so many cigarettes that their hair changes color to a yellowish color.

Donald Trump has smoker’s white hair.

by Angelicron December 23, 2018