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dump cunt

dump cunt is typically used to define a stupid & annoying female who should be cummed on and then abandoned on the side of the road. hints the word dump cunt, dump meaning cum and cunt meaning pussy.
yeah she is super attractive but this dump cunt thought it was okay to throw something during the argument
by THEMOSTINTERESTING May 13, 2023
mugGet the dump cuntmug.

the slow dump

The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.
I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.
by TByrd July 29, 2016
mugGet the the slow dumpmug.

Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.
Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
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Full Dump

When a man is ready to have anal sex because he has just expelled all the feces in his rectum.
I just took a full dump so if you want to get it on were safe from any accidents.
by Anti full dump November 11, 2019
mugGet the Full Dumpmug.

dump-clothes

(Noun) a very offensive term for a person that IYHO dresses so badly /poorly that it literally looks like they have found their clothes at the garbage dump.
Aunt Petunia: Harry you stupid dump-clothes, how dare you go on a date with Hermione dressed like this?

Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
mugGet the dump-clothesmug.

Cum dump

(n.) A guy who likes to have his arse fully filled with cum. A man into whose arse (or mouth) one can “dump” one’s “load.” (“Load” meaning a thick wad of spunk). Always up for receiving a raw gangbang, and for being used hard by almost any male.
I’m happiest when I’m being used as a cum dump by big, dumb, muscled blokes.

He used me as his cum dump and I was leaking for days!
by Frozen Prevert October 6, 2024
mugGet the Cum dumpmug.

Eat my dump

And now for the trick you
Eat my dump, foo !
by confused cajun man January 22, 2021
mugGet the Eat my dumpmug.

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